Monday, April 15, 2019

THE ORPHAN SCRIVENER -- ISSUE # ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN -- 15 APRIL 2019

Here at the moated grange we call Casa Maywrite there are few signs of spring. In fact, that sure sign of the change in season known as the Form 1040 has yet to appear, although we have been assured it and its six new supporting schedules will be sent when they are available. At that time we shall doubtless need our cogitative faculties immersed In cogibundity of cogitation, as Henry Carey noted about another matter entirely. And speaking of other matters, read on...


ERIC'S BIT or COGITATING ON A TOUCH OF DEATH

Charles Williams was one of the those brilliant and often underrated authors who wrote hard-boiled crime fiction for Gold Medal back in the Fifties. His 1951 debut novel Hill Girl had been turned down by hardback publishers but sold over a million as an original paperback. You might remember the 1989 movie Dead Calm, one of several film adaptations of his books. I've yet to read a bad book by Williams. My favorite thus far is River Girl, but A Touch of Death, first published in 1954 and available currently from Hardcase Crime, is plenty good.

The narrator, Lee Scarborough, used to be a college football star, now he's got a mailbox full of overdue bills and $170 in the bank. He runs into a woman who says her name is Diana James. She knows how she can get her hands on a lot of money and Lee's the perfect guy to help. It'll be easy. A simple break-in while the owner's away. And it is easy, for about fifteen minutes....

"Housebreaking, I thought. Auto theft. Abduction. What was next? Blackmail? Extortion? But I had it all figured now, I was still within jumping distance of solid ground in every direction, and I wasn't in much danger if I played it right. Somebody was going to come home first in that $120,000 sweepstakes, and as of now I looked like the favorite."

What's next, for Lee, it turns out, is a second woman, Madelon Butler: "chromium-plated and solid ice both ways from the middle."

And he's never going to figure her out.

Yes, it all ends in tears. If you've ever read a single noir crime novel from the Fifties I'm not telling you anything you wouldn't already know. Even if you've never read one, it's obvious right from the beginning, even to Lee, when he stops to think straight. Which isn't often with Madelon pulling his strings. With books like this the question isn't whether it's all going to go wrong but exactly how.

Why do I enjoy reading about guys who are in over their heads? Because it's the story of my life?

Embarrassing psychological questions aside, I love the style. The Fifties hard-boiled and noir authors could really write. Mickey Spillane, James Cain, David Goodis, Ed Lacy....you name him. They each knew that a short straight punch packs more wallop than a flashy roundhouse. If only more modern authors would dare to write with such energy and economy.

NOTE: Beware, this is not the literary author Charles Williams, who belonged to the Inklings writers group which included J.R.R.Tolkien and C.S. Lewis. I've read his All Hallows Eve, a novel involving ghosts and sorcery in wartime London which is wonderful, weird, and atmospheric but written ironically in an impenetrably turgid and awkward style, pretty much the exact opposite of the style employed by the pulp author Charles Williams.


NECESSARY EVIL or THE BSP TICKER

It is but coincidence Eric would write about hard-boiled fiction given the news on today's ticker resembles the proverbial curate's egg: part is good and part is not. As believers of requesting to hear the less good first so there's better news to cheer us up after receiving it, we'll do the same for our subscribers. Onward!

DIFFULTIES TO BE OVERCOME or SUDDENLY IT WAS GONE

It has been over a month since our website just up and disappeared without warning overnight. Despite free and frank discussions multiple times with our server, we're now at the point of moving our website. By the time this newsletter arrives Orphan Scrivener will be residing at

http://reedmayermysteries.000webhostapp.com/

There'll also be a change in email address and we'll announce that most useful info in due course. For the nonce, however, the current email address is still operating.

ONE FOR SORROW RETURNS or A SPECIAL OFFER FROM POISONED PEN PRESS

And now for the good news!

Poisoned Pen Press is currently offering special pricing on paperbacks of the first books in a number of the series they publish, including ours. So grab your opportunity to purchase the paperback One For Sorrow for $9.99 from

Barnes and Noble

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/one-for-sorrow-mary-reed/1101752428

Amazon

https://tinyurl.com/OFSoffer

Or from an independent book store of your choice.


MARY'S BIT or AVOID STEPPING ON FROGS

We recently saw The Illusionist, the story of a magician working in late 1880s Vienna, whose childhood love is a woman of a much higher social class. Its production values are excellent and it's an interesting if occasionally predictable film. However, there is a wonderful twist at the end which neither of us saw coming until it was nearly at the door, although it was quite plain it would when we reflected on earlier dialogue.

Seeing the film reminded me that some years ago we attended a charity fete. While wandering about the garden there we noticed a young man with a small table of the type from which TV viewers ate their dinners. He was not in fact lunching but rather just standing there, casually performing the most amazing display of card magick.

We stood on the other side of the table, his only watchers at the time and close enough to touch the velvet tablecloth. Despite staring hard enough at his hands to verge on rudeness we just could not see how he managed to accomplish what he was doing. When he took a break we got into conversation and discovered he had begun learning card tricks to help increase the flexibility of his hands, which had been affected by illness. It certainly worked well, since there was no sign of hesitation, fumbling, or stiffness while we were standing right there boggling at his skill.

There is something compelling about watching magick of any kind, isn't there? Thus it was inevitable that sooner or later it would show up in John's adventures. And indeed it did with the introduction of Dedi, a diminutive Egyptian magician, in Six For Gold. That entry in the series relates how John, accompanied by Cornelia and Peter, is sent to Egypt to investigate the curious case of sheep committing suicide -- a matter for which Dedi claims responsibility, intending it as a warning to a local dignitary attempting to appropriate his land.

During the course of the trio's visit other puzzling events occur, including a fiery apparition in the sky terrifying the locals, who take it to be a visit from Hecate. John and his companions also witness a performance by Dedi in which a coin leaps from a bowl, three stone scarabs are produced from the ear of an onlooker, and Dedi's talking oracular human-faced snake makes an appearance. Of course Dedi is an audacious fraud, and we explain the workings of such apparently supernatural happenings, although one or two are simple enough for it to be obvious to the reader how they were accomplished.

Since I am talking about Six For Gold, let me mention one of my favourite scenes though I realise I say it as should not. However, our newsletter is after all located in Liberty Hall, so, then, at one point John, Peter, and Cornelia are stranded in Alexandria and forced to go in for a bit of street theatre to get enough money to continue on their journey to reach Dedi's stamping grounds. In this most unlikely endeavour Cornelia does a turn as Empress Theodora, Peter plays her servant, and John reluctantly appears as himself. Oh, and a counterfeit mummy of one of those most magickal of creatures -- that is to say a cat -- is also on hand to provide assistance in the riotous proceedings.

As had been the case with Peter, Dedi turned out to be a character who kept knocking on the authorial door demanding to appear in more novels. As indeed has happened. He is at his most audacious in Ten For Dying, to the extent of attempting to return Theodora to life. His ritual involves a number of frogs but to his horror he accidentally steps on one while performing the ceremony. While he truly believes he has succeeded in his dreadful endeavour, he also knows that, having croaked a croaker, the wrath of the frog goddess Heqt will fall on his head, and that it will be just the start of his troubles.


AND FINALLY

Speaking of riotous proceedings, we'll close with a reminder the next Orphan Scrivener will return to grace our subscribers' in-boxes on 15th June.

See you then!
Mary R and Eric

who invite you to visit their home page, to be found hanging out on the virtual washing line that is the Web at http://reedmayermysteries.000webhostapp.com/ There you'll discover the usual suspects, including more personal essays, a bibliography, and our growing libraries of links to free e-texts of classic and Golden Age mysteries, ghost stories, and tales of the supernatural. It also hosts the Orphan Scrivener archive, so don't say you weren't warned! Meantime, our joint blog, largely devoted to reviews of Golden Age of Mystery fiction, lurks about at http://ericreedmysteries.blogspot.com/ Intrepid subscribers may also wish to know our noms des Twitter are @marymaywrite and @groggytales. Drop in some time!

Friday, February 15, 2019

THE ORPHAN SCRIVENER -- ISSUE # ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN -- 15 FEBRUARY 2019

This issue of Orphan Scrivener is being composed to a soundtrack of howling and gusty winds punctuated by occasional loud rattles and scrapes as flying branches attempt to force an entry. Wordsworth compared this sort of weather to a sightless labourer whistling at his task, a wonderful word picture of the ill winds so many have suffered of late. And while we won't claim they are necessarily wonderful, read on for more words from storm-battered Casa Maywrite...


MARY'S BIT or THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE!

Last newsletter we mentioned three of our household appliances conked out within a month or so of each other. Now our nerves have recovered somewhat this is the saga.

To begin with, there was the Curious Case of the Conked-Out Cooker. The poor thing had been ailing for a while and was the first of the trio of appliances to be replaced. The oven had begun over-heating no matter how we tried to fool it by setting it lower than required, and the oven door had taken to falling open without warning. Until its replacement arrived we effected a temporary fix by taping the door shut as needed. Hands up those who knew heat melts the glue on package tape?

Regular readers of Orphan Scrivener may recall we related in 2003 * how, using only two hammers and a pair of semi-stripped screwdrivers, we took apart a washer to get it out of the bathroom without having to remove the door or part of a wall. Going by still visible scars, one or the other or both were needed to get the full-sized machine in there, Casa Maywrite having narrower doors than most houses. Including those leading outside. It's an architectural feature giving a new twist on Ogden Nash's observation that doors were things dogs were always on the wrong side of. At least the canines could enter or exit when their door was open.

Our replacement apartment sized washer did sterling work for over a decade and with only two knobs to set was beautifully simple to run. Until it downed tools and refused to work. Alas, it turned out few top loader models were still available and those that were all too wide to fit through our doors. The new front-loader took about three weeks to arrive so when delivered it had a good initial work-out catching up on laundry. It took a few run-throughs to wrassle its fancy electronic controls into submission and there's still a lingering impression that when the back is turned the LCD display lights up and forms the shape of an evil eye. Had he been alive today M. R. James (he roolz!) could do a lot with that possibility and I don't mean his laundry.

By then much colder weather was coming in fast and in solidarity with its fellow appliances the heating went on strike two days after it was turned on. And why not? It brought a litany of complaints to the table: both zone valves were useless but for different reasons -- one had a bad end switch and the other was stuck. Also the thermostat was not doing its job properly, and the air scoop had become blocked by the high mineral content in our water. It took another couple of weeks to obtain the needed parts and then on his visit to install them the plumber realised the safety relief valve had also quietly silted up, so he replaced that while he was at it. Fortunately he had the right part in his van. Phew! That was a close one!

Now we are considering taking wagers on which appliance will malfunction next and the odds on finding a replacement that can pass through the doors.

* For newer subscribers that account appeared in Orphan Scrivener 21 at

http://home.earthlink.net/~maywrite/tos21.htm#washer


NECESSARY EVIL or THE BSP TICKER

And onward to the news...

A NEW DEVELOPMENT or CHANGES AHEAD

The start of a new year is traditionally the time when resolutions are made and new ventures kick off. So it was at the start of January, when Poisoned Pen Press announced it was now Sourcebooks' mystery imprint. Having been with PPP man and boy we await developments with keen interest. Meantime PW gives more details about the move at

https://www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/industry-news/publisher-news/article/78863-poisoned-pen-press-will-become-sourcebooks-mystery-imprint.html

TRINITY KAUFMAN, AZAAN RANGEL, AND REED TILLY or STRUGGLING WITH NAMES

Sometimes it's difficult to come up with names for characters. Patti Nunn's Bookbrowsing blog on 13th February featured an essay on this very topic, wherein Mary offered some less obvious resources for digging up just the right nomenclature. From whence did Trinity Kaufman, Azaan Rangel, and Reed Tilly spring and what's the connection with Isis O'Reilly? All is revealed at

https://bookbrowsing.wordpress.com/2019/02/13/naming-your-characters-by-mary-reed/


ERIC'S BIT or IS IT OUT TO GET US?

It's 6:30 in the morning. Having stayed awake all night, I'm relieved to see the world outside the windows reappear in the pewter colored light before dawn. Sitting alone in the silence through the dark hours I begin to feel as if there's nothing left but me and the glowing screen of my laptop.

During the worst winter weather Mary and I take turns making sure the well pump runs periodically to keep the water line under the house from freezing. I'm on the night shift.

It's not so bad compared to squeezing into the crawlspace under the house to thaw the water line. Otherwise I'd surely have been forced to venture under there with temperatures falling to eleven below zero two nights in a row. And that's Fahrenheit below zero, not your wimpy Celsius below zero.

The last time the pipes froze -- and I do hope it's the last time -- we went to bed with running water and got up to find the drip we'd left on in the sinks had stopped. I turned on the taps but only a death rattle came out.

To get at the line, I had to dig frozen snow away from the panel covering the crawlspace entrance in the cinderblock foundation. Peering in I could see the orange lights on the trusty heat tapes coiled around most of the plumbing glowing softly through layers of dust and cobwebs. The tapes couldn't be extended to reach the full length of the water line where it emerges from the ground and through a hole in the outer wall towards the front of the house. Don't ask me why. I'm not a plumber or an electrician.

I got down on my hands and knees and squeezed into the tight space under the house, only a couple cinder blocks high, too narrow for me to roll over on my shoulder in some spots. It's a bit like being inside a sub-zero MRI machine, filled with dirt, hanging insulation, and criss-crossed by wires and pipes. At least the monstrous spiders that lurk under there were all frozen solid.

I managed to push and pull myself over to where I guessed the problem was and directed the heat gun into the rubble-filled mouth of the line's den. At that point the doubts arrive. What if it won't thaw this time, or the plastic pipe bursts? Water and electricity don't play well together, do they? It felt like hours before I heard loosened ice rattling up the line and Mary called down from above that the water was back. Probably it didn't take more than fifteen minutes before I was able to return from the underworld.

So as the sun rises I've avoided that adventure this time. Mary insists this house isn't out to get us, but sometimes I wonder.


AND FINALLY

We'll close with belated but sincere good wishes to our subscribers for this new year, and a reminder the next Orphan Scrivener will roll into their in-boxes on April 15th, a date unfortunately easy to remember.


See you then! Mary R and Eric

who invite you to visit their home page, to be found hanging out on the virtual washing line that is the Web at http://home.earthlink.net/~maywrite/ There you'll discover the usual suspects, including more personal essays, a bibliography, and our growing libraries of links to free e-texts of classic and Golden Age mysteries, ghost stories, and tales of the supernatural. There's also the Orphan Scrivener archive, so don't say you weren't warned! Our joint blog is at http://ericreedmysteries.blogspot.com/ Intrepid subscribers may also wish to know our noms des Twitter are @marymaywrite and @groggytales Drop in some time!


Saturday, December 15, 2018

THE ORPHAN SCRIVENER -- ISSUE # ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN -- 15 DECEMBER 2018

Since we last darkened subscribers' in-boxes, we've had an eventful time of it (in the Chinese curse sense) after three household appliances -- washer, cooker, and heating boiler -- got together in a plan to conk out within a month or so of each other. At the time of writing they've been replaced or repaired, so hopefully there won't be more domestic drama for a while. Speaking of which, we present this last issue of Orphan Scrivener for the year. Have at it!


ERIC'S BIT or AN OLD-FASHIONED CHRISTMAS

Christmas isn't what it used to be -- driving SUVs to crowded malls to buy electronic gizmos to stick under artificial trees. Give me an old-fashioned Christmas like the ones I used to know.

Driving a Volkswagen Beetle through the white and drifted snow put one in touch with the winter season. The heater used to blow flakes into the interior and everyone emerged with rosy cheeks at the shopping center.

Those quaint old shopping centers had real stores. You needed to go outside to visit each one. They weren't just big rooms all under the same roof. It's just not Christmas without icy sidewalks and rock salt stains on your shoes.

And none of this tree in a box, some assembly required rubbish. If you wanted a tree in the old days you had to trek through the wilderness of the Agway parking lot to make a selection. When you got home you needed to hack the bottom of the trunk to make it fit the tree stand.

Then there are today's electronic games. Where's the holiday spirit in that? An electric speedway race car set...now there's a gift that says Noel.

Everything these days is too far removed from nature. When I lived in New York City I turned on my good old-fashioned black and white television set and while carols played in the background watched a grainy picture -- just like grandpa used to see -- of a real burning yule log. Kids today don't even know what a yule log is. Or a black and white TV.

No, the holidays aren't what they used to be. Even the aftermath is different. If you overspent and were late with a department store payment you'd receive a little note, which typically began "Maybe you forgot?" Do you remember polite bill collectors? That was a long time ago.


NECESSARY EVIL or THE BSP TICKER

There's a fair bit of news to cover so follow the ticker tape...

AN EMPIRE FOR RAVENS HAS FLOWN or THERE'S A GIVEAWAY!


Now that An Empire For Ravens has taken wing into the world, reviews are beginning to appear. The latest is online over at Kings River Life, where Diane Hockley recommends John's latest adventure, saying "This twelfth story in the John, the Lord Chamberlain, series does not disappoint. Although the story starts slowly, it builds to a crescendo of violence, betrayal, and tragedy as the answer to Felix’s disappearance unfolds. John is an interesting and sympathetic character, enigmatic but immensely likable." Oh, and there's a giveaway too!* Point your clicker here for more info:

http://kingsriverlife.com/12/08/an-empire-for-ravens-by-mary-reed-and-eric-mayer/

*Ends December 22nd!

A SECOND CHANCE or MURDER IN WARTIME REDUX


On Veterans Day Mystery Readers Journal editor Janet Rudolph reposted a link to the summer 2017 issue. Its theme was Murder In Wartime and our essay appeared therein. Entitled His Debts Were Settled At Last, it concerned the real life case of a murderer who thought he had covered his tracks exceedingly well -- but was wrong. While ours is not online, links lead to essays by James Benn, Maureen Jennings, and Peter Lovesey. Index of all contributors and their topics:

https://mysteryreadersinc.blogspot.com/2018/11/murder-in-wartime-mystery-readers.html

TEN AUTHORS SPEAK! or WE HAVE IT COVERED


On 30th October ten authors contributed their thoughts on covers by nominating a favourite and commenting on why it caught their eye. After all, a striking cover encourages readers to pick up a book and isn't that one of the most important steps towards making the purchase?

https://annelouisebannon.com/mary-reed-does-a-survey-on-book-covers/#.W9iz-2hKieE

Anne's blog is an eclectic mix of her various passions, including sewing, cooking, and living green, as well as presenting a variety of stray thoughts plus guest posts, featuring authors writing about their work or themselves.

ACCENTS AHOY! or RUINED STONES RETURNS


December 4th saw the debut of an extract from our WWII mystery Ruined Stones featured on Kings River Life's Mysteryrat's Maze podcast. Actor Paddy Myers did a marvellous job all round, especially on the varied accents involved, so we listened with grins from ear to ear. The podcast is available at

https://mysteryratsmaze.podbean.com/e/ruined-stones-by-eric-reed/

and is also available on iTunes and Googleplay.

Podcast episodes feature short mystery stories and chapters of mystery novels read by actors from California's San Joaquin Valley. As new episodes are uploaded, older ones may be accessed at https://mysteryratsmaze.podbean.com/ To check whose work will be featured and when, sign up for the newsletter at http://tinyletter.com/kingsriverlife

MORE REVELATIONS or OLD CONNECTIONS


On November 1st Book Reporter uploaded a new interview, whose revelations included how we connected with the then very young Poisoned Pen Press (an unlikely story if ever there was one), why the Gutenberg site is our friend, and how our writing approach is derived from world-building in science fiction and fantasy.

https://www.bookreporter.com/authors/mary-reed/news/talk-110118


MARY'S BIT or DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT ONE!

Ambrose Bierce's Devil's Dictionary defines a barometer as an ingenious instrument indicating what kind of weather someone is having. This stuck in memory because a while ago I suddenly noticed a positive rash of barometers appearing in all manner of cinematic and TV productions as well as the written word.

So just for the heck of it, I started to note them down as spotted. They're proving to be more numerous than anticipated, in the strange way that sometimes happens once you become aware of a particular thing. A couple of examples: there are two John Mills films where a barometer was observed lurking in the background -- The Long Memory, a crime film wherein Mills played a man falsely imprisoned for murder who returns after his release to enact revenge on those who framed him, and The October Man, featuring an excellent noir plot in which his character, because he is suffering badly from the result of a brain injury, is not certain if he's guilty of murder or not.

On the less fraught front, Dry Rot, adapted from a popular farce of the type presented for many years by London's Whitehall Theatre in London. Starring Brian Rix, a mainstay of this type of comedy, the plot concerns a kidnapped racehorse (its French jockey is also grabbed), both hidden in a secret room in a country hotel equipped with the hall barometer so commonly seen in a certain class of household and hostelries. Did Rix lose his trousers at some point? Of course he did! Meantime, pint-sized comedian Arthur Askey's character is working as make-up man for a TV network in Make Mine A Million and assists shady Sid James to publicise a new brand of washing powder by breaking into national broadcasts with advertisements, in what may well be the earliest cinematic example of a hacking.

As for TV appearances, subscribers may have noticed the barometer in the hall of the BBC's historical reality show The 1940s House, another in the foyer of the Fawlty Towers hotel in John Cleese's comedy series, and a truly magnificent specimen in an episode of The Ghost and Mrs Muir.

There's even an historical mystery reference for aficionados. The instrument is mentioned in The Reigate Puzzle, the sixth story in Conan Doyle's Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes. A burglary takes place in a country house near the titular town, the thieves running off with a strange collection of loot, to wit, a volume of Homer, a pair of candlesticks, a letter-weight, a ball of twine -- and a small oak barometer. Holmes of course immediately deduces what this odd assortment means.

Finally, a couple of favourite literary references from A Tramp Abroad, in which Mark Twain relates the amusing origin of barometer soup and the tale of the narrow escape of a Mont Blanc guide who was among those swept away in an avalanche. About to fall into a glacier crevice as happens to the other sweptees, his life was saved by the long barometer strapped to his back. It served as a bridge across the chasm, holding him suspended there until rescuers arrive.

Cautious Alpine travellers, there you have it. Barometers: Don't Leave Home Without One!


AND FINALLY

We'll close with best wishes for the season to our subscribers and a hope the new year will be better for all of them than the current year has been, while also reminding them that the next Orphan Scrivener will arrive in their in-boxes on 15th February.

See you then!
Mary R and Eric

who invite you to visit their home page, to be found hanging out on the virtual washing line that is the Web at http://home.earthlink.net/~maywrite/ There you'll discover the usual suspects, including more personal essays, a bibliography, and our growing libraries of links to free e-texts of classic and Golden Age mysteries, ghost stories, and tales of the supernatural. There's also the Orphan Scrivener archive, so don't say you weren't warned! Our joint blog is at http://ericreedmysteries.blogspot.com/ Intrepid subscribers may also wish to know our noms des Twitter are @marymaywrite and @groggytales Drop in some time!


The Orphan Scrivener -- Issue # One Hundred and Sixty -- 15 August 2026

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